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The worst Country and Western songs ever recorded
(These are NOT made up - they've all been
recorded.) So went the claim which arrived with this list. |
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1. Get
Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
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Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye |
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Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure |
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How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? |
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I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me |
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I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling |
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I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2. |
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I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine |
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I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
Don't Run, So I figure We Got An
Even Deal |
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I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You |
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I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well |
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I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better |
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I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win |
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I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight |
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I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here |
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I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over
you |
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If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You |
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If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out of Prison By Now |
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Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) |
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My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Love Rovers |
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My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him |
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Please Bypass this Heart |
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She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger |
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You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
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It's
Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All day. |
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I
Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With
A Few. |
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If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
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