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A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I think I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Q: What do you call a guitar player with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.
Relative minor: A guitarist's girlfriend.
Q: – How do you know that there is a singer on your front porch?
A: – They can’t find the key and don’t know where to come in.
Q: What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
Q: Why do people play trombone?
A: Because they can't move their fingers and read music at the same time.
Q: How many trombonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, but it's the only thing they won't screw.
Q: How are musicians like linoleum?
A: Lay them once and you can walk on them forever.
Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What has 3 teeth and an IQ of 47?
A: The first 4 rows at a Marilyn Manson Concert.
Q: – How do you get the musician off your front porch?
A: – Pay for the pizza
Q: – What do you call a musician that just lost his girl friend?
A: – Homeless
Q: What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A: About three decibels.