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A young child says to his mother, "Mom,
when I grow up I think I'd like to be a musician." She
replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both." |
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Q:
What do you call a guitar player with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant. |
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Q:
What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic. |
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Relative minor: A
guitarist's girlfriend. |
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Q:
– How do you know that there is a singer on your front
porch?
A: – They can’t find the key
and don’t know where to come in. |
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Q: What does it say on a blues
singer's tombstone?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..." |
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Q:
Why do people play trombone?
A: Because they can't move their
fingers and read music at the same time. |
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Q:
How many trombonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, but it's the only thing
they won't screw. |
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Q:
How are musicians like linoleum?
A: Lay them once and you can walk
on them forever. |
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Q:
What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family
of four. |
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Q:
What has 3 teeth and an IQ of 47?
A: The first 4 rows at a Marilyn
Manson Concert. |
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Q:
– How do you get the musician off your front porch?
A: – Pay for the pizza |
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Q:
– What do you call a musician that just lost his girl friend?
A: – Homeless |
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Q:
What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A: About three decibels. |
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