- Guitars don't get pregnant.
- You can play your Guitar any
time of the month.
- A
guitar only gives feedback when you want it to
- Guitars don't have parents.
- Guitars don't whine... unless
you want them to.
- You can share your Guitar with
your friends.
- You can play a guitar in public
without being arrested
- Guitars don't care how many
other Guitars you've played
- Guitars don't care how many
other Guitars you have.
- Guitars don't care if you look
at other Guitars.
- Guitars don't care if you buy
Guitar magazines.
- You'll never hear,
"Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new
Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
- If your Guitar is flat you can
fix it.
- Your Guitar doesn't care if you
never listen to it.
- Your Guitar won't care if you
leave up the toilet seat.
- You don't have to be jealous of
the guy who works on your Guitar.
- If you say bad things to your
Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
- You can play your Guitar as long
as you want and it won't get sore.
- You can stop playing your Guitar
as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
- Your parents won't remain in
touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
- Guitars don't get headaches.
- Guitars don't insult you if
you're a bad player.
- Your Guitar never wants a night
out with the other Guitars.
- Guitars don't care if you're
late.
- You don't have to take a shower
before you play your Guitar.
- If your Guitar doesn't look good
you can refinish it or get new parts.
- You can play your Guitar the
first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner,
see a movie, or meet its mother.
- Your friends won't make fun of
you for playing a guitar that is older than you are
- The only protection you have to
wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
- When in mixed company, you can
talk about what a great time you had the last time you played
your Guitar.
and last, but not least:
- If you decide to part with an
old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you
own.
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