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The Golden Toilet
A group of guys are on their way to a party, but couldn't quite remember the
address to the house. "I'm sure this is the one," said the driver.
"Well, I have got to go to the bathroom real badly." Replied one of the
others, "I'll go knock on the door, and check. If it's the wrong house, at
least I'll get to a toilet!"
So he gets out and walks to the front door. He rings it once... no answer.
He rings it again... still no answer. He thinks, Well, this is a big house,
and a big party... maybe the party is outside, in the backyard.
So he walks around the house to the back, but there was no one out there
either. As he approached the back door, he was surprised to find it unlocked
and open. There was obviously no one home, so he figured he'd just quietly
run inside real quick, and use their bathroom -- no one would know.
So he goes inside, but can't find the bathroom anywhere. So he quickly ran
up the stairs and searched and searched until finally, as he opened a door
to a small room, he was amazed to find a golden toilet. He had never seen
anything like it, but remembering that he was in a stranger's house, and
that they could return home at anytime, he quickly did his business and
walked out.
As he got in the car, he excitedly told his friends of the amazing golden
toilet. They laughed in disbelief at his crazy tale. They pulled out of the
driveway, arguing about it. They argued the whole way to the party.
A couple of hours later, on the way home from the party, they drove past the
house with the golden toilet. The guy who used the toilet insisted on
stopping so he could prove to his friends that these people really did have
a golden toilet. So they agreed to check it out. They all walked up to the
front door and rang the door bell. And a woman answered the door.
"Excuse me ma'am, but could you please let me show my friends here your
golden toilet, they don't believe me!"
"So you're the guy!" The woman replies, then yells to her husband in the
house, "Honey, here's the guy that pooped in your tuba!"